corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount) ←

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

brused:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.

ace-pervert:

bump-into-things:

ilarual:


singleplaidqueer:

mistynelson:

neaislove:

Remember that time soldiers crossdressed for justice in a Disney movie and nobody gave a shit? Yeah. Look at that sass. Soldier sass.

CROSSDRESSED FOR JUSTICE

Crossdressing never looked so badass and patriotic.


CROSSDRESSING FOR GREAT JUSTICE

I don’t think people realize just how revolutionary Mulan was. This was made in 1998, and sure, queer rights had gone forward, but there was still a lot of work to be done. Gay marriage was illegal in most states in America, and transexualism and crossdressing was barely even discussed. And what does motherfucking Disney do? THEY DRESS UP THESE BUTCH, ALL-MAN SOLDIERS AS WOMEN RIGHT WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO GO KICK ASS. AND THEY DO IT WHILE PLAYING A SONG ABOUT BEING A MAN. 
Seriously, the choice of song makes it even cooler. They’re playing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” while we watch crossdressing soldiers. Meaning that this doesn’t make them any less of men. They’re still men, and still cool as hell. And this while Mulan has also shown througout the movie that women are also fucking badass, and hell, she beats the Big Boss Hun with a fucking fan.
This movie came along to show that gender identity was not only totally up to you, not only that stereotypes suck, but also that gender identity does not determine awesomeness. 

Chinese opera and kabuki are filled with crossdressers , as traditionally only men could work in those areas.

ace-pervert:

bump-into-things:

ilarual:

singleplaidqueer:

mistynelson:

neaislove:

Remember that time soldiers crossdressed for justice in a Disney movie and nobody gave a shit? Yeah. Look at that sass. Soldier sass.

CROSSDRESSED FOR JUSTICE

Crossdressing never looked so badass and patriotic.

CROSSDRESSING FOR GREAT JUSTICE

I don’t think people realize just how revolutionary Mulan was. This was made in 1998, and sure, queer rights had gone forward, but there was still a lot of work to be done. Gay marriage was illegal in most states in America, and transexualism and crossdressing was barely even discussed. And what does motherfucking Disney do? THEY DRESS UP THESE BUTCH, ALL-MAN SOLDIERS AS WOMEN RIGHT WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO GO KICK ASS. AND THEY DO IT WHILE PLAYING A SONG ABOUT BEING A MAN. 

Seriously, the choice of song makes it even cooler. They’re playing “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” while we watch crossdressing soldiers. Meaning that this doesn’t make them any less of men. They’re still men, and still cool as hell. And this while Mulan has also shown througout the movie that women are also fucking badass, and hell, she beats the Big Boss Hun with a fucking fan.

This movie came along to show that gender identity was not only totally up to you, not only that stereotypes suck, but also that gender identity does not determine awesomeness. 

Chinese opera and kabuki are filled with crossdressers , as traditionally only men could work in those areas.

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

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