hey kids did you know that computers didn’t used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.
Asra: uh, JOKE’S on you
Asra: the jonas brothers can’t break up, they’re BRÖTHËRS
I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING
This is the content I’m here for, thank you
Where is the rest of this movie I need it
Dormant Predators
One sentence horror story
Has……has he tried knocking……..or……a doorbell?????
He’s trying to be the zany neighbor in a sitcom that just walks in whenever they want. In the real world that’s how you get murdered, though.
I got this guys.
This was………………. the drag of the century
Same energy
jly:
Brah
damn she thicc
these pancakes have been to dr. miami
damn im tryna slide thru
your girl gone to the store and she leaves you alone with these pancakes. what you gonna do?
A beginner’s guide t
For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.
Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.
i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm
I thought that said lawyer and I was mildly concerned
I’ve reblogges this before but words cannot express how my face lit up when it came across my dash again so here you go, you’re welcome. This is my favourite thing.
#when someone forces me to do something I don’t want to do